SARS Computer Virus Protection
Heard about Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome?
How about SARS?
Yes! That deadly coronavirus, spreading faster than a speeding bullet,
able to leap from China to Hong Kong to Singapore in a single bound!
Now, finding it's way into your computer.... be afraid... be very afraid!
Luckily, we have a solution for you!
Used by more doctors and nurses than McAfee Viruscan(tm)!
More effective against SARS than Norton Antivirus(tm)!
The N95 Anti-virus Softmask!!!
Available in white, white, white and sometimes green-white.
No assembly required! Not even SETUP.EXE!
One size fits all!!
Low power consumption!
Get it today!!
Call 1800-SARSWARRIOR today!!